| Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:29 pm
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable
mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H- A - R - D- W- O - R - K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K - N - O - W- L - E- D-G- E
A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
B-U - L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far asskissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, its the Bullshit and asskissing that will put you over the top.
'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
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