http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25331/spain-buys-the-sun/

it's actually only a spanish woman who is trying to own the sun, for fucks sake, this country is so fucked up o.O

isn't zap overpowered enough?

(Though I guess luiso could use some more power) xD

first thing... it was a stupid woman who is fucking crazy and I would like to kill as the 99% of spanish.
second thing idk of what is this page but they are also idiots, and I have my reasons:
- The spanish's president is not called Juan Luis Zapatero, it is Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero.
- The spanish president said nothing about it, he didnt buy it to finance spain, because spain doesnt own the sun, it is a crazy and freak woman.
After it I think everything is clear
And do not read more things which wanna make you think spanish people is stupid, because of a personal experience you can never make something universal.

damn, why didn't Slovenia think of that

The weekly world news isn't really a serious news site. Take everything you read there with a grain of salt.

Nobody can sell the sun, so nobody can buy it. Nobody owns it.

orly

I do.
don't mess with me or i'll turn it off!

/me owns a sun factory on the outer rim.